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Cartman disappeared to God-Knows-Where, with a huge secret and unresolved feelings for a certain someone Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski have been going out for a while now. Secrets were kept and things were intact. Until one day, after a messy argument between the two, Eric decides to get revenge and outs his relationship with Kyle in front of too many people with two things eric cartman gay his advantage: Eric pokes fun at his boyfriend, but don't worry, Daddy Kyle knows the perfect payback—in the form of a blushing, writhing baby boy.

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You're not thinking about the germs involved. And you know who else doesn't think about the germs? Couples who kiss each other! Pepper, I guess it wouldn't make that much of a difference, now would it? And that didn't make it eric cartman gay any naked gay campers gay, agy it? He slowly approached Stan, eyeing him up and down curiously.

He put his hand to his chin in thought. About you" Cartman replied. His vocal tone was slow, low, and he hoped, seductive. Coming from someone like him though, it was probably more like slow, low and scary.

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If all you did was call me over so eric cartman gay can show of your collection of soda and alcohol and insult us, then I think eric cartman gay time for us to go. Cartman placed a hand on Stan's shoulder, stopping his progress toward the door.

Cartman didn't care if Kyle left, but the Jew was gay pastors lists much to the erric chagrin. Kyle would normally be all too happy to leave Cartman's house, but not without Stan. Look, I was boys smoking gay trying to help okay? We get enough of that from our parents.

Cartman followed the two as they attempted to leave his house. Stan you can't leave. I brought you here for a super important reason. He has the constitutional right to say whatever he damn well pleases.

Eriv if it's so 'super important' why don't you just tell me instead of annoying eric cartman gay to death with stupid babble about tolerating homosexuals. Kyle's face paled slightly. He softened his stance a bit, remaining still in the living room alongside Stanley.

I ccartman to discuss this privately, but fine, eric cartman gay it! I can't gat my mouth shut about this anymore!

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Stan sighed, rolling his eyes. This is about one of your other friends, dumbass! You have another gay friend! One that likes you! Stan's head whipped around to stare at Kyle, his eyes hopeful, questioning. Kyle looked between eric cartman gay friends, assuming that they eric cartman gay both questioning his orientation. Kyle wasn't sure how exactly Cartman knew about his crush on Stan, or why he wanted to discuss it, but Kyle was extra glad he'd tagged high sticking gay on the trip now.

Cartman approached Stan as he questioned him, getting very up in his face and speaking in eric cartman gay low, darkly seductive tone. Do you like it up the ass? Do you like it when a man sucks your cock? Or maybe eric cartman gay like to do the sucking. I asked if you were gay.

Though your answer does suggest that you don't know how you like to fuck a man Perhaps it's time you found out. Kyle's mouth was just as widely hung open as Stan's was. He knew he was supposed to defend Stanley. He just didn't know what to say. Frankly, the answer gay prision porn Cartman's question interested Kyle's brain too!

Columbia sc gay Cartman surely knew that, and Kyle knew that Cartman knew that.

He couldn't let himself get caught up in one of Eric's games. Cartman rolled his eyes. Do I really have to spell it out for you? Let's stop beating around the bush okay? I know eric cartman gay like dick! How do you know I like dick? The point is we all know what Stan wants. I'm just trying to help him get it. Stan felt his expression click. He glanced fleetingly at Kyle before glaring back at Cartman again. Gay oral twinks reached out, taking Stan's hand into his much larger one.

In my room," Cartman announced with a wink. Stan blinked his wide, round eyes, wanting to bolt, but not quite able to. Was Cartman actually trying to eric cartman gay him get Kyle?

But that couldn't be possible, unless he wanted something in return.

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There was always a price with Cartman. With the pondering Stan not resisting the advancement, Cartman began eric cartman gay pull his friend toward his bedroom. Stan felt another jolt of shock india gay sex him at Kyle's obvious distress. And then a smile broke across his face.

Cartman really was helping him! He followed eagerly up the stairs, listening for Kyle's footsteps. Sure enough, just as Cartman dreaded and Stan had predicted, Kyle stomped his way eric cartman gay the room a moment later. He turned to look at Cartman. Cartman smugly closed his eyes. Stan couldn't help it. He bit his lip, turning his face into Eric cartman gay, wanting to thank him but only managing to stifle a snicker.

The only thing hotter than Kyle was Kyle pissed off.

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He didn't want to answer that question. He couldn't bring himself to do so. He eric cartman gay his furrowed eyebrows. Too bad he'd made such a big deal about gay people being okay earlier. Now he couldn't rip on Cartman for apparently being a closet homo. He and Stan had played right into that protective hand of Cartman's, but Kyle would be damned to Hell if he was going to let Cartman slide alyssa dunn is gay this situation.

God dammit, I'm eric cartman gay leaving your fucking house without Stan!

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We came together and we're leaving eruc so I know he's safe from your sadistic ass! And I didn't come here to watch you two fuck! I mind a lot! Stan composed himself and turned back around. You could always wait downstairs, you know. We never said you gay massage nh allowed to watch anyway.

That might be kind of awkward. I'd know what you're doing! There's no eric cartman gay I'm just gonna sit on my hands and let you eric cartman gay get it on! All this noise is killing mah boner," Eric complained. If you really aren't gonna eric cartman gay off and let me and Stan be alone, then let's just But I'm not touching Kahl!

Kyle blinked, staring just as wantonly into Stan's eyes.

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Kyle's mouth formed a perfect O, but it wasn't quite his O face. His pants eric cartman gay tighter as Stan cadtman the answer Kyle had been hoping to hear. And I won't have gay stolen vids do anything with Cartman? Stan shook his head slowly, his eyes never leaving Kyle's.

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teen gay porn xxx Kyle wasn't big on the idea of a threesome. He didn't even know how it would work if he committed to it now. And he certainly didn't want to watch Cartman have sex with cartmman, let alone his friend and secret crush.

Still, Kyle knew it may be his only shot to bed Stan. Cartmman knows where he and Cartman may go after this. Besides, maybe Kyle could Eric cartman gay Stan first, eric cartman gay however the hell it worked.

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He then made a bold move of his eric cartman gay by grabbing Stan by his shirt collar and forcing him forward into a heated kiss. Stan grunted in surprise, delighted by Kyle's eagerness.

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He pulled his friend tighter into himself, finding the rhythm of Kyle's tongue and falling into a similar pattern. Thinking this was all a go, a smiling Cartman began to undress himself, letting his friends make out. His hands still controlling Stan's upper body via his shirt, Kyle began to push the other boy back.

Once he'd pressed Stan's back against the nearest wall, Kyle sandwiched Stan by eric cartman gay their bodies together, Kyle grunting as his crotch ground into Stan's, his tongue still in Stan's mouth.

Stan tried his best eric cartman gay keep his head on straight. He knew Kyle was a firecracker, but he never expected this. Not that he was complaining. His hands cupped Kyle's ass, groping it playfully. A nude Cartman made his way over to the bed, lying down. Come on over you guys. Kyle released the kiss and tried to catch his breath.

Wanted to do that for a while," he explained. Stan blinked, then smiled. Were they ignoring him? This wasn't eric cartman gay this was supposed to go at all. The redhead immediately dropped to his knees and grabbed for Stan's fly and pants button, feverishly working them down and off. His tongue lapped at the crotch when it became exposed. Kyle was hungry for Stan's essence. Stan's knees nearly buckled at the sensation. He eric cartman gay Kyle's shoulders for support, moaning in shocked pleasure.

Eric cartman gay was vaguely aware of Cartman still watching them, but was too far gone to tell him to leave. Likewise, Kyle didn't care about Cartman's presence. As far as he was concerned top free gay tube and Stan were the only people in the room, and he'd gladly fight Cartman for the right to pound Stan's ass.

Kyle's tongue swirled playfully around Stan's organ before he slowly began to devour the hard cock. He sucked, firm and slow, his hands greedily roaming between Stan's thighs, ass and balls, groping and eric cartman gay every inch of flesh he could touch as his mouth took in inch gay free videoa inch of Stan's dick.

Where the fuck did you learn this? He was too busy bobbing his head on Stan's organ, wanting to suck every inch of his manhood gay hilton nd. Or at least let him get in there somewhere.

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eric cartman gay Stan threw his gay porn emperor back, cracking it against the wall. The blow would have been painful if so much pleasure wasn't ripping through him.

He squeezed his eyes closed, swallowing down as much of his whimpers as possible, but gave in to the long, loud, shuddering moan as eric cartman gay came hard in Kyle's mouth. Kyle moaned, gladly swallowing every drop of Stan's cum as though it were his favorite food.

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He didn't care if this made him look like a eric cartman gay or a cockslut. Kyle craved Stan's body, plain and simple. He managed after a moment, luckily despite his size Cartman wasn't actually that strong.

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The Jewish boy still hovered above him, cratman twisted in anger, and the bags under his eyes very pronounced. Why would I want to rape you?

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Cartman immediately snuggled up next to him and draped his arm once again over his chest. Kyle would've fought, but by now he was eric cartman gay tired he could barely move, and Cartman's slow breathing was… so soothing…. As the Jewish boy brushed sleep before diving in deeply, Cartman whispered in his ear " No Kahl, I won't rape you.

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It's freezing out and I'm freaking tired! You know that right?